This is not your average tote — and certainly not your average buyer. The As If. tote is for those who see the headlines, clock the rebrand, and exit the chat. It’s the silent statement piece that lets everyone know you’ve read between the lines — and you’re not here for the limited-edition raspberry distraction.

Take it to the farmer’s market, the pilates studio, or wherever soft launches go to die. Sling it over your shoulder while you do less — beautifully.

Because you're not buying the narrative. You’re buying this instead.

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas for durability
- Flat corners for a sleek finish
- Reinforced self-fabric handles
- Heavy fabric for strength
- Available in natural and black colors

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry